I'm Snow White!

You Are Snow White!
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Pure and trusting. You are a gentle soul who can get along with just about anyone. Everyone you meet instantly falls in love with you. How can they resist? You have a pure, lovable nature that's irresistable. Just don't trust everyone who comes across your path.

Which Disney Princess Are You?


When you can live forever, what do you live for?

Run, don't walk, (but I guess you could drive) to your nearest theater immediately and see this movie. Yea, it's kind of silly at points. Sure, the cinematography leaves little to be expected. And yes, ok, sometimes, Bella's voice makes her sound like a man (or at least a woman with a really bad throat problem). BUT....HELLO EDWARD! Seriously gorgeous.

What if I'm the bad guy?

So, I really have no idea why, but that scene always reminds me of the song by the Backstreet Boys that goes, "If you want it to be good girl, get yourself a bad boy". And yes, I am a complete nerd. Thanks for asking.


13 hours, 52 minutes, and 4 seconds until....

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Puke. All over. All over me, all over the floor, all over the chair, all over the couch...you get the idea. C (the little boy I nanny for) switched formulas and basically all he does is puke. Lovely, white, cottage-cheesy puke. As I was venturing forth from the puke encrusted living room to change his clothes, the bit of formula that did actually make it through his stomach and into his bowels shot out of his diaper in the form of diarrhea. However, never fear, because I, being super nanny, thought, no problem, I can handle this, I was going to change his clothes anyway. Ta-da! The glass is still half full. I got him cleaned up, and as I was re-dressing him I realized J (his older sister) had not used the big girl potty recently. So I said to her, "Let's go potty!" in my very most faux excited voice, at which point I turned to lay the baby in the middle of bed, and as I turned back around, I saw it. The little yellow trickle of pee. Running down her leg. In slow motion. I bolted across the room in time to move her from carpet to tile, but not quickly enough to stop the massive waterfall of pee that soaked her socks and ran in large puddles all over the floor. But again, the glass being half full, I thought, No problem, I can just throw all this into one big nasty bodily functions (BNBF) load of laundry with C's pukey laundry and it will be all good. I ran her a bath, loaded up the laundry machine, and took her into her bedroom to re-dress her. I laid C on the bed while I was getting new clothes for J, got her all dressed, and turned around to find that C had puked all over J's favorite blankie. The glass is beginning to look distinctly less full. I threw that into the BNBF load of laundry, read her a story, scooped up the baby, and shut her bedroom door. As I was walking back into the kitchen, C puked again. All.over.the.floor. I have to tell you my friends, the glass is not half full. It is not even half empty. It's pretty much like C drank the entire contents of the glass and then puked them all over the floor. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a very large load of laundry to put away.


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Seriously. I am not kidding. It’s of great importance, and may have disastrous effects on upcoming Obama presidency.

In Other News...

When I was in elementary school, I had a teacher tell me that I use way to many commas. She was a mean, mean, grammar nazi. Commas are hot. So embrace that, my friends. It will only get worse from here. Comma Domination ‘08.

Once Upon A Thursday

“The first thing in a visit is to state your name and business. Then shake hands.” - Tweedle Dee/Tweedle Dum, Alice in Wonderland

Hey, I’m Kassi. I’m not really sure what my business is, other than to grace you with my presence, at least figuratively. Since we can’t necessarily shake hands, why don’t you go ahead and wink three times while sticking your right finger in your left ear, and we’ll call it good.